Following: transcript of radio conversation between US navy and Canadian coast authorities. I found it hilarious.
Americans: "Plz divert you course 15degrees north to avoid a collision"
Canadians: "Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees south to avoid a collision"
Americans: "This is the captain of a Us Navy Ship. I say again, divert YOUR course."
Canadians: "No, I say again, you divert YOUR course."
Americans: "This is aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln, the second largest ship in the US Altlantic Fleet. WE are accompanied by 3 destroyers, 3 cruisers, and numerous support vessels. I demand that you change your course 15 degrees north. That's one-five degrees north, or counter-measures will be taken to ensure the safety of this ship."
Canadians: "This is a lighthouse. Your call."
ROFL!!!!!